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According to my Facebook Account; I have 822 friends, 702 more than average. 63% are male, 37% are female. 91 are single, 240 are dating or married. If I contracted a deadly variant of flu, I would likely infect 16 people, 2 of whom would die. When I share something on Facebook, it is typically viewed by 43 people. If I died today, an estimated 711 people would try to attend my funeral. Based on my Facebook profile, I have a 96% probability of getting married. I am likely to earn US$3.6 million and have 2.8 children over my lifetime.